Recent observations of mine have lead me to believe that men who define themselves as “down low” are finally summoning the guts to go out to the clurb!
My epiphany came to me while bartending the Friday night after Thanksgiving.
There were a lot of straight-looking dudes in their ‘30s kissing other dudes; and they seemed like the type that hide their homosexuality from their family.
It was as if they had enough! They finally wanted to be gay in the real world.
I asked one of them, “OMG! Are you finally coming out?” His hands were completely wrapped around his date’s waist.
He agreed.
So then I took my shirt off to see what would happen. Well, my special ability activated and his hot date took his shirt off too.
Good for him! And good for me for using my powers for good.
They were all about it! They couldn’t keep their hands off each other and similar situations were happening all around.
Well it’s never too late to be gay, darlings.
… so happy for all of you ❤️🐉☀️ Welcome to the family.
Josh Monsoon 